Maz Jobrani Zitate

My mom was like, 'Get your law degree first, become a lawyer, and then you can tell jokes on the weekends. You can be a lawyer and just throw jokes into your presentations.' Now she's like, 'Listen, you need to come up with new material.' All of a sudden, my mom's a critic.

Maz Jobrani

Deutsche Übersetzung

Meine Mutter meinte: 'Holen Sie sich zuerst Ihren Abschluss in Rechtswissenschaften, werden Sie Anwältin, und Sie können an den Wochenenden Witze erzählen. Sie können Anwalt sein und einfach Witze in Ihre Präsentationen werfen. ' Jetzt sagt sie: 'Hör mal, du musst neues Material finden.' Plötzlich ist meine Mutter eine Kritikerin.

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