Mike Epps - They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one ...

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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

Mike Epps

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Sie haben eine schwarze Nacht, in der schwarze Leute nur für eine Nacht reinkommen, um sich die Komödie anzusehen, und Sie bekommen alle Ihre örtlichen Drogendealer, Schläger, Prostituierten, alle kommen herein, setzen sich und hören Ihnen zu Witze erzählen. Sie sind die schwersten Leute, die zum Lachen bringen.

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