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I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.

It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it.

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I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so we all got in the car and split. I don't really remember much. I grew up in Connecticut most of my life and then four years in Germany. My father worked for a helicopter company, so we went over there.

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I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

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I think having a child makes you calm down. You sit still.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.

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I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.

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You don't want to throw out a good idea and have nobody get excited about it. It takes the wind out of your sails.

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I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son.

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The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

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I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe.

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Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone.

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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

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I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

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As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences.

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I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life.

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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

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I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

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I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio.

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You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup.

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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.

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Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

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A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

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If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

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I used to go to the Hollywood YMCA when I first came here, and I was standing in front of the mirror doing curls, and I noticed this guy next to me also doing curls. He was grimacing a lot, and I noticed he had an underbite. I looked more closely and realized it was Bruce Springsteen.

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I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you.

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I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club.

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As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

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I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

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My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular.

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When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood.

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I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.

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I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart.

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People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing, but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

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Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

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