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I keep getting asked out by really young, good looking boys and really ugly lesbians. So, even if I wanted to jump onto the tuna boat, I wouldn't because I'm not getting high-class babes that I should get at this level of my career. And I always know the ugly ones are serious and that the good-looking ones are goofing on me.

Lisa Lampanelli

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich werde immer wieder von wirklich jungen, gutaussehenden Jungs und wirklich hässlichen Lesben gefragt. Selbst wenn ich auf das Thunfischboot springen wollte, würde ich es nicht tun, weil ich keine erstklassigen Babes bekomme, die ich auf diesem Niveau meiner Karriere bekommen sollte. Und ich weiß immer, dass die Hässlichen ernst sind und dass die Schönsten mich vermasseln.

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