Lisa Lampanelli - 'Baywatch' sucks so bad. I didn't watch it the first time around; I...

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'Baywatch' sucks so bad. I didn't watch it the first time around; I'm sure not going to buy a DVD. But really, you just kind of find out the categories of what's most foolish about these people. With Hasselhoff, it's obviously the huge man-tits with chest hair, probably a lot about his crappy acting, obviously the hamburger video - that's huge.

Lisa Lampanelli

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Deutsche Übersetzung

'Baywatch' ist so schlecht. Ich habe es nicht beim ersten Mal gesehen; Ich bin mir sicher, dass ich keine DVD kaufen werde. Aber wirklich, man findet nur die Kategorien heraus, was an diesen Leuten am törichtesten ist. Bei Hasselhoff handelt es sich offenbar um die riesigen Mann-Titten mit Brusthaar, wahrscheinlich sehr viel über seine beschissene Schauspielerei, offensichtlich das Hamburger-Video - das ist riesig.

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