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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Joan Rivers

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Ich beschuldige meine Mutter für mein schlechtes Sexualleben. Alles, was sie mir erzählte, war "der Mann geht oben und die Frau darunter." Drei Jahre lang schliefen mein Mann und ich in Etagenbetten.

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