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Englisches Zitat von Joan Rivers als Bild

With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.

Joan Rivers

Deutsche Übersetzung

Mit der plastischen Chirurgie ist die Vollnarkose wie ein schwarz-samtiger Schlaf, und so ist der Tod - ohne dass jemand aufwachen muss, der klatscht und geht: "Joan, wach auf, alles ist vorbei und du siehst hübsch aus".

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