Joan Rivers - With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that&#...

Joan Rivers Zitate

With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.

Joan Rivers

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Mit der plastischen Chirurgie ist die Vollnarkose wie ein schwarz-samtiger Schlaf, und so ist der Tod - ohne dass jemand aufwachen muss, der klatscht und geht: "Joan, wach auf, alles ist vorbei und du siehst hübsch aus".

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