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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

Jerry Seinfeld

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Es gibt sehr wenige Ratschläge in Männerzeitschriften, weil Männer nicht glauben, dass es eine Menge gibt, die sie nicht kennen. Frauen tun. Frauen wollen lernen. Männer denken: "Ich weiß, was ich mache, zeig mir einfach jemanden, der nackt ist."

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