Jeff Foxworthy - You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... ...

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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

Jeff Foxworthy

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Weißt du, ich erinnere mich an den Career Day in der High School. Ich erinnere mich an Installateure und Anwälte ... Ich erinnere mich nicht an einen Stand, an dem Sie sich anmelden könnten, um zu lernen, wie man Hühner aus einer Kanone auf die Windschutzscheibe eines Flugzeugs schießt, denn an meiner Schule hätte es eine Zeile geben müssen Das!

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