Hasan Minhaj - Every time I watch CNN, it feels like you're assigning me homework. Is Trump a Ru...

Hasan Minhaj Zitate

Every time I watch CNN, it feels like you're assigning me homework. Is Trump a Russian spy? I don't know. You tell me - I'm watching the news. It feels like I'm watching CNN watch the news. Just take an hour, figure out what you want to say, then go on the air.

Hasan Minhaj

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Jedes Mal, wenn ich CNN anschaue, fühlt es sich an, als würden Sie mir Hausaufgaben zuweisen. Ist Trump ein russischer Spion? Ich weiß es nicht. Du sagst es mir - ich schaue mir die Nachrichten an. Es fühlt sich an, als würde ich zusehen, wie CNN die Nachrichten sieht. Nehmen Sie sich einfach eine Stunde Zeit, um herauszufinden, was Sie sagen möchten, und gehen Sie dann in die Luft.

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