Gilbert Gottfried - I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you...

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I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.

Gilbert Gottfried

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich wünschte immer, die Hotels wären wie in Filmen und Fernsehsendungen. Wenn Sie in Paris sind, ist der Eiffelturm direkt vor Ihrem Fenster. In Ägypten sind die Pyramiden genau dort. In den Filmen hat jedes Hotel ein Denkmal direkt vor Ihrem Fenster. Meine Hotelzimmer blicken auf den Müllcontainer in der Hintergasse.

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