Gilbert Gottfried - Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad word...

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Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing.

Gilbert Gottfried

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Einige Comedians erzählen nette Witze, die Sie Ihren Kindern erzählen können. Einige verwenden schlechte Worte - sie arbeiten 'blau'. Wenn Sie keinen blauen Witz hören möchten, sollten Sie nicht in einen Comedy-Club gehen, in dem ein Komiker spielt, der blaue Witze macht.

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