Gilbert Gottfried - I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a ...

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I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn't keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I'm not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it?

Gilbert Gottfried

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich war durch und durch jüdisch, obwohl es in unserem Haus nicht viel bedeutete. Wir sind nie in die Synagoge gegangen. Ich hatte noch nie eine Bar-Mizwa. Wir haben nicht koscher gehalten und den Sabbat nicht beobachtet. Ich bin mir nicht so sicher, ob ich gewusst hätte, wie der Sabbat aussah, wenn er auf der Straße an mir vorbeiging. Wie konnte ich das beobachten?

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