Fred Allen - Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church...

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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Fred Allen

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Die meisten von uns verbringen die ersten sechs Tage jeder Woche damit, wilden Hafer zu säen. dann gehen wir am sonntag in die kirche und beten für einen erntenversagen.

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