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If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
The most impactful comics that I've read are the ones where the artists swung for the bleachers and tried to immerse you in their world.
Auditions are hard. You should see what most of the women look like when I audition for things - they look like they should be on the catwalk.
Some of the most cutthroat auditions you'll have as an actor are when you'll have three words to say.
I don't think today's younger audience... would even know what 1920s musicals were like.
I backpacked around the world and went to places like Mexico City and Pakistan, where I'm like, 'Oh. Things aren't quite as good.'
The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience.
We may have been born on third base, but we worked like we were starting from home plate. You know: batter up.
The Apollo Theatre was a difficult audience, and if they didn't like you, they would let you know. Luckily, they liked me.
