Demetri Martin - I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fr...

Demetri Martin Zitate

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

Demetri Martin

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich mag Obstkörbe, weil Sie damit ein Stück Obst verschicken können, ohne verrückt zu wirken. Wenn dir jemand gerade einen Apfel geschickt hat, dann würdest du gerne sein. Was zur Hölle ist das?' Aber wenn es in einem Obstkorb ist, dann ist das wie "schön!"

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