Demetri Martin - I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the...

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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

Demetri Martin

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Ich denke, es wäre cool, wenn Sie eine Lösegeldforderung auf Ihrem Computer schreiben würden, wenn die Büroklammer auftauchte und sagte: »Sieht aus, als würden Sie eine Lösegeldforderung schreiben. Brauche Hilfe? Du solltest mehr Sprache benutzen, du bekommst mehr Geld. '

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