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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

Demetri Martin

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Ich habe meine Weihnachtsgeschenke Anfang dieses Jahres eingewickelt, aber ich habe falsches Papier verwendet. Die Zeitung, die ich verwendete, sagte 'Happy Birthday' darauf. Ich wollte es nicht verschwenden, also schrieb ich einfach 'Jesus'.

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