Demetri Martin - People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I fin...

Demetri Martin Zitate

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

Demetri Martin

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Menschen und Eichhörnchen sind sehr unterschiedlich. Die meisten Leute werden das nicht bestreiten. Aber ich finde, dass es eine Situation gibt, in der sie sich sehr ähnlich sind. Und das ist: Wenn ich mit meinem Auto auf sie zugefahren bin. Dann sind sie schwer zu unterscheiden - vor allem, wenn der Mensch etwas haarig ist.

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