Demetri Martin - I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word &...

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I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'

Demetri Martin

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Ich frage mich, was das intelligenteste, was je gesagt wurde, war, dass mit dem Wort "Dude" begonnen wurde. "Alter, das sind Isotope." »Alter, wir haben deine Niere entfernt. Es wird dir gut gehen. ' „Mann, ich bin so begeistert, diesen Nobelpreis zu gewinnen. Ich möchte mich nur bei Kevin und Turtle und all meinen Homies bedanken. '

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