Bruce Vilanch - My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing ...

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My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.'

Bruce Vilanch

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Mein Rock fiel während der Aufführung von Hairspray am Broadway auf die Bühne und enthüllte meinen fetten Anzug über meinem eigenen natürlichen fetten Anzug. Ich wandte mich an das Publikum und sagte: "Jetzt wissen Sie, warum ich sechs Jahre auf einem Platz verbracht habe."

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