Bill Engvall - I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in hi...

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I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'

Bill Engvall

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich kam eines Tages aus dem Einkaufszentrum, und ein Typ stand mit einem Kleiderbügel in seinem Fenster, und ich konnte mich nicht aufhalten. Ich habe die blöde Frage gestellt. "Sie sperren Ihre Schlüssel im Auto?" "Nein, ich habe es gerade gewaschen und werde es zum Trocknen aufhängen."

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