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I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.

In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.

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I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

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I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me.

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I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.

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I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains.

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People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.

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Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.

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Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.

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My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.

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I love playing the bitter guy.

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Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist.

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I've really got no complaints.

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I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

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I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.

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I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.

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The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'

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As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.

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I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.

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What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.

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I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.

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I'm a big animal fanatic.

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America loves to watch people growing and getting better.

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I'm a blue collar guy.

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I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

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There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

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I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'

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My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.

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I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.

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I am feeling older every day.

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