Zitat des Tages von Charlie Sheen:
Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.
That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.
For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.
I have one speed, I have one gear: go!
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.
I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.
I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.
I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
You can't process me with a normal brain.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.