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I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That's why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline.

Andy Kindler

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Ich bin sogar müde, wenn ich den Stand-Up-Modus durchführe. Normalerweise ist dies eine Übung mit geringer Auswirkung auf die Vergeblichkeit, sieht aber so aus, wie ich es mache. Deswegen mache ich viele Pausen, halte oft mitten in einem Witz, um zu Atem zu kommen, oder beschuldige die Menge, dass sie nicht vor der Pointe lachte.

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