Alan King - I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the fi...

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I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

Alan King

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe in Notwehr kochen gelernt. Meine Frau weiß nicht, was eine Küche ist. Im ersten Monat unserer Ehe hat sie 26 Nächte hintereinander Lammkoteletts gebraten. Dann habe ich übernommen. Ich habe mich immer darum gekümmert, dass sie sich nicht um das Essen kümmert, aber nicht mehr - solange ich essen kann, was ich will.

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