Victor Borge Zitate – Sprüche auf Englisch mit Übersetzung

Zitat des Tages von Victor Borge:

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Victor Borge

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Victor Borge

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Victor Borge

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Victor Borge

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Victor Borge

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Victor Borge

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Victor Borge