Zitat des Tages von Timothy Simons:
The one thing I always think about when I don't get jobs is that it just wasn't yours. You don't want to do something that you're not right for because it won't make the production look good, and it won't make you look good.
I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents.
I think the absolute worst job I ever had - not because it was a terrible job, just because I was just so bad at it - was when I worked at a scenic factory in Chicago.
I'm a night person, but because of being in the film business and having children, my schedule has shifted, and I'm always terrified that I'm going to oversleep.
Ultimately, I just made the decision to move to L.A. sight unseen. It took me a while to save up some money to do it.
When I was a carpenter, I built sets for small storefront Chicago companies. Like, I built sets for friends of mine at The House Theater.
I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.
We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments.
The truth is, there is no link between vaccines and autism. Vaccines are incredibly important.
Unless you're playing a historical figure, a writer or director can change their minds. And sometimes your job is to make them change their minds - to make them believe that you're the one that can do it.
Truthfully, I don't like the binge-watching model. I think that if you give everybody everything all at once, there's very much a law of diminishing returns as far as their enjoyment of them.
I think I was a behavior problem, mostly, but in a fun way. I tried to tell jokes. I was the middle kid, so I was always looking for attention and trying to be the one that equalized everything.
I'm very much in favor of vaccinations, and I've been very vocal about that because it's insane to forgo this.
I've done a pretty good job of curating a Twitter feed that doesn't make me hate the world.
I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does.
If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.'
After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater.
My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.
The Duplass brothers do that so well - that very simple, very horrifically awkward comedy.
I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.
If you're going to go to an audition, you don't want to go in trying to force yourself into some archetype that has been thought up by a director and translated by a casting director.
I got my SAG card doing a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial in Chicago.
There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.