Zitat des Tages von Oscar Levant:
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
So little time and so little to do.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.