Zitat des Tages von Johnny Knoxville:
The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.
If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen.
'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.
I think everyone roots for the underdog.
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.
I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.
I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
I don't care what other people think.
Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.
I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.
Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.
A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.
Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
I'm just basking in the glory.
I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.
When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.
I love Louisiana. It's amazing.
Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.
I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.
Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.