Jerome K. Jerome Zitate auf Englisch

Zitat des Tages von Jerome K. Jerome:

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

Jerome K. Jerome

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.

Jerome K. Jerome

One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life.

Jerome K. Jerome

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

Jerome K. Jerome

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Jerome K. Jerome

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

Jerome K. Jerome

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

Jerome K. Jerome

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.

Jerome K. Jerome

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Jerome K. Jerome

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

Jerome K. Jerome

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

Jerome K. Jerome

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.

Jerome K. Jerome

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.

Jerome K. Jerome

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Jerome K. Jerome

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.

Jerome K. Jerome