Zitat des Tages von Charles M. Schulz:
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
No problem is too big to run away from.
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.