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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

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I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

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I'd never hurt another person.

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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

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If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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I'm not a Republican.

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I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.

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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I am not a good cue card reader.

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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

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