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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Steven Wright

I did theatre in the U.S. because there, content-wise, it's very light. In India, theatre tends to get preachy.

Vir Das

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

W. C. Fields

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

Louie Anderson

I flew to New York to do a commercial back in the day when people could meet you at the gate, and the little agent when I came off the plane said, 'Oh, Miss Carr, we are so happy to have you here.' I went, 'Oh, for goodness sakes.'

Vicki Lawrence

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

Demetri Martin

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

Jeff Ross

My parents don't really understand my career. They don't really bring it up that much.

Kumail Nanjiani

In my career, I'm always trying to do something different.

Larry Wilmore

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

We always thought that we'd go on from the show to have a career in movies.

Kevin McDonald

I like the performing. And interviews, even. And the stuff that's not sitting in a room by yourself with empty paper. But I never loved writing, to tell you the truth.

Randy Newman

I didn't even know how much of a feminist I was, and I realized, 'Oh my God, I was raised by a single mom who had to raise six kids. I have three sisters. Larry, you've been a feminist your whole life, and you really didn't know it until you've been presented with these issues.'

Larry Wilmore

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Steve Martin

Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.

Lewis Black

I started getting really interested in comedy when I was in middle school.

Abbi Jacobson

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Bill Maher

I've always wanted to do a travel show for people who never thought they could.

Zach Anner

I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan.

Sarah Silverman

I grew up in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts and went to college in Washington D.C.

Mike Birbiglia

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Josh Billings

Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh.

Kumail Nanjiani

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

George Burns

You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.

Patton Oswalt

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Bob Hope

Most people are embarrassed to admit there's another human being that's in control of them, that your heart beats three times as fast because you've given yourself to someone else.

Jerry Lewis

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

Bill Maher

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

W. C. Fields

When you're playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it's incredibly difficult and confusing and kind of messes with your values a bit.

Ed Helms

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

Kathy Griffin

I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.

Alan King

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.

Andy Richter

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Steve Martin

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

Aziz Ansari

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Jane Wagner

A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.

Jerry Seinfeld

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

Mel Brooks