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Yakov Smirnoff Zitate

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Deutsche Übersetzung

In Russland hatten wir nur zwei Fernsehsender. Channel One war Propaganda. Kanal Zwei bestand aus einem KGB-Offizier, der Ihnen sagte: Wenden Sie sich sofort zu Kanal Eins.

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