Yakov Smirnoff Zitate auf Englisch

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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Yakov Smirnoff

People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice.

Yakov Smirnoff

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

Yakov Smirnoff

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

Yakov Smirnoff

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

Yakov Smirnoff

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

Yakov Smirnoff

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

Yakov Smirnoff

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

Yakov Smirnoff

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

Yakov Smirnoff

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Yakov Smirnoff

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

Yakov Smirnoff

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.

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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Yakov Smirnoff

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

Yakov Smirnoff

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

Yakov Smirnoff

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

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We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.

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As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers.

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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

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I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

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To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.

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When you like something, you find time to do it.

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Never having alone time is real tough on people.

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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

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