Steven Wright - Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me ...

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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Steven Wright

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Babys brauchen keinen Urlaub, aber ich sehe sie immer noch am Strand ... es pisst mich an! Ich gehe zu einem kleinen Baby und sage 'Was machst du hier? Sie haben keinen Tag in Ihrem Leben gearbeitet!

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