Rita Rudner - I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn'...

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I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!

Rita Rudner

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe zu viele Kreditkarten. Du weißt, was passiert ist? Jemand hat einen gestohlen und ich habe es nicht gemerkt. Ich habe gemerkt, als ich diese Rechnung bekam. Whoa! Es war so viel weniger! Ich lasse ihn es behalten. Ich spare Geld!

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