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My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their 90s now.
They say never meet your heroes. But the addendum to that is 'unless they're Harrison Ford.'
I have a lot of hair, and it's quite heavy: Sometimes I'll braid it for a match so it's all together.
My dad taught me to be a leader or a follower, and he said follower ain't fun. So I want to be the leader of Bubba Watson.
When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.
To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A woman is more than the sum of her parts.
