Zitat des Tages von Kin Hubbard:
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.