Phyllis Diller - We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk ...

Phyllis Diller Zitate

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wir verbringen die ersten zwölf Monate des Lebens unserer Kinder damit, ihnen das Gehen und Sprechen beizubringen, und die nächsten zwölf bitten sie, sich hinzusetzen und den Mund zu halten.

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