Patton Oswalt - This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in colleg...

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This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.

Patton Oswalt

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Das hört sich nach einer Prahlerei an, aber ich weiß, wie man guten gebratenen Reis macht. Ich habe im College gelernt. Es gibt zwei Geheimnisse - nehmen Sie den Reis nach dem Kochen und lassen Sie ihn im Kühlschrank kalt werden. Kochen Sie dann das Ei, als ob Sie ein Spiegelei machen. Kurz bevor es fertig ist, legen Sie den Reis und das Gemüse darauf und schwenken Sie es herum.

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