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The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.

P. J. O'Rourke

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Das US-Steuergesetz wurde von A-Studenten geschrieben. Jeden 15. April müssen wir jemanden bezahlen, der in der Buchhaltung ein A erhalten hat, damit wir nicht ins Gefängnis kommen.

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