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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

P. J. O'Rourke

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Das richtige Verhalten während der gesamten Ferienzeit ist zu trinken. Diese Trunkenheit kulminiert am Silvesterabend. Wenn Sie so betrunken sind, küssen Sie die Person, mit der Sie verheiratet sind.

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