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I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll go on Tinder. Or I'll go on 'Millionaire Matchmaker'; I'll call Patti Stanger.

Lisa Lampanelli

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Ich bin viel zu berühmt und reich, um in einer Dating-App zu sein, aber wenn ich mit 60 sehr verzweifelt werde, gehe ich auf Tinder. Oder ich mache weiter mit 'Millionaire Matchmaker'; Ich rufe Patti Stanger an.

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