Lewis Black Zitate

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

Lewis Black

Deutsche Übersetzung

Und ich weiß, dass dies passiert, weil ich Wirtschaftswissenschaften studiert habe, und ich würde es Ihnen erklären, aber ich bin durch diesen Kurs gegangen. Ist nicht meine Schuld. Sie lehrten es um 8 Uhr morgens. Und aus einem blutunterlaufenen Auge können Sie absolut nichts lernen.

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