Lewis Black - Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once w...

Lewis Black Zitate

Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd rile me. I'd yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular.

Lewis Black

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Jeder fragt mich immer nach meinem Blutdruck. Sie haben einmal ein Interview geführt, wo sie mich an eine Blutdruckmaschine angeschlossen haben, und sie würden mich ausrauben. Ich würde schreien und schreien, und dann würde es in wenigen Minuten wieder normal werden. Alles andere ist wahrscheinlich verfault, aber der Blutdruck ist spektakulär.

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