Lewis Black - The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me...

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The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

Lewis Black

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Das Schlimmste an Halloween ist natürlich Zuckermais. Es ist unglaublich für mich. Candy Corn ist die einzige Süßigkeit in der Geschichte Amerikas, die noch nie beworben wurde. Und es gibt einen Grund. Der gesamte Zuckermais, der jemals hergestellt wurde, wurde 1911 hergestellt. Da also niemand dieses Zeug isst, bleibt jedes Jahr eine Tonne davon übrig.

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