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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Lenny Bruce

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wenn Jesus vor zwanzig Jahren getötet worden wäre, hätten katholische Schulkinder statt Kreuzen kleine elektrische Stühle um den Hals.

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