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I graduated from Jones College, man, in Jacksonville, Florida, baby! I couldn't get in anywhere else, man. I was the worst student ever. I couldn't get in anywhere else. My father insisted I go to college, so I graduated, made the dean's list and everything.

Joe Piscopo

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Ich absolvierte das Jones College in Jacksonville, Florida. Ich konnte nirgendwo anders rein, Mann. Ich war der schlechteste Student aller Zeiten. Ich konnte nirgendwo anders rein. Mein Vater bestand darauf, dass ich aufs College gehe, also machte ich meinen Abschluss, machte die Liste des Dekans und alles.

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